I just realized that the lack of acceptance for asexuals is literally the dumbest thing.
Like, you can’t handle the thought of two dudes kissing? Okay you’re dumb and terrible whatever.
But you can’t handle the idea… Of someone… Not kissing anyone? What are you worried about? They’re gonna eat too much mac n cheese?? Draw too many dinosaurs??? Tell me
also i was thinking last night like how sentient are dementors? they can clearly make deals with the Ministry to guard the prisons and switch sides to Voldemort with the promise of more despair to feed on. they can even communicate with the minister to tell him what prisoners have been saying, so…
I guess it’s a question of whether or not they have free will. If not, then they’d be bound by instinct to pursue despair, and both the deal to guard Azkaban when Voldemort appeared to have been defeated and switching sides to work for him when he returned would have been the best way to do that at the time.
I’m more intrigued by the idea of killing a Dementor. We know they can be repelled by happy memories, essentially. But how do you kill despair? Presumably by some form of hope made manifest.
(Hey, who wants to write the Catholic Harry Potter fan fic where Dementors can be destroyed by the Eucharist?)
the harry potter wiki says that dementors are “immortal” in age but the source they give for that actually never mentions it (it just mentions JKR’s quote about they grow like fungi in decay) so presumably they can be killed
and oh my gosh i want the fat friar to be the one to suggest it like in harry’s third year and everyone blows him off but one hufflepuff student who later becomes a priest and dementors come to his church (which is mixed muggle and wizard congregation) during Mass and it’s right during the consecration so the wizards are getting ready to cast patronuses and defend everyone but he says the words of consecration and elevates the Eucharist and the dementors just like either vanish or burn
burning might be more dramatic
Today I saw a Buddhist monk in his robes cracking himself up taking selfies with a cardboard cut out of the Pope. I’ve seen world peace, and it thinks it’s hilarious.
Anon I’m gonna be totally straight with you to hopefully save you the pain of googling it.
Dipper Goes to Taco Bell is an infamous piece of GF fanfiction. I read it a long time ago, but it starts with taco bell and ends with a potent mixture of scat, blood, gore, incest, masturbation, and death. I don’t remember the details. I don’t want to remember the details. It’s the posterchild of depravity—one of those things that by all accounts shouldn’t exist.
Don’t look it up. Don’t look into it. Don’t even get curious about it unless you’re totally chill with reading the full, detailed account of the above.
Read a book. Play with a puppy. Get all your homework for the week done. Surprise your mom by vacuuming or doing the laundry. Do any of these things because they are significantly better for your mental well-being than reading Dipper Goes to Taco Bell
…. I’m gonna do it!
hope170 is bad at following directions and from here on out is responsible for their own fateSooooo. ….hope170…. how was Dipper goes to Taco bell?
I don’t wanna talk about it…..